Xiao Tuzi Guai Guai

(Pronounced 'show' (rhymes with 'how') 'tootza gwhy gwhy' (ryhmes with 'why why'.)) It means "little bunny sweetie." Really. It's a children's song I learned in my Mandarin class. I thought it sounded like a term of endearment for a baby. Shut up, I'm sappy like that.